Prior to leading the illustrious Wiscansin University, Dr. Pain overcame many obstacles early on as a rambunctious young adult in the sunny city of Tallahassee. Pain is known for introducing some of the institution's widely popular areas of study including Intro to Chopping and Screwing, Accounting for Strippers, and The Art of Being Sprung. After many years of outstanding service in the academic world, Dr. Pain was inducted as the 22nd dean of Wiscansin University.
Having never read a book in his life, Doctor DM spearheads our social media best practices seminars. He made waves earlier this year when he fired every PE coach and implemented mandatory TikTok dance classes. His exploration in the viral arts continues to push the boundaries of the various platforms he masters.
Born and raised outside of the nation’s capital, this young professor first received the attention of Wiscansin University with his prowess for the YouTube reaction. Infiltrating the minds of the great faculty members, Cody now serves as Doctor DM’s Professor of Social Media.
Before stepping into the role in the disciplinary department, the esteemed director was the shining light on the Wiscansin gridiron. It was on the field where he learned the valuable skills necessary to lead our university to higher successes. Today he can be seen on the right hand of the Dean, serving as a key advisor and strategist for advancing the prestige of Wiscansin.
Our brilliant chief has a world of experience and an innate ability to keep Wiscansin University organized. She oversees the company records and spends most of her days crunching budgets to make sure the students have all the tools necessary to further their education. As the direct representative of the Dean, all operations run to and through our phenomenal chief.
Upon completion of her thesis entitled, “The Rights to Rave”, our fearless grandmaster quickly developed a reputation in academia as one of the most dependable and dedicated members in her position. Standing closely by our Dean, the grandmaster ensures campus life passes the industry standard with her twelve-step “vibe check.”
Hailing from the great state of New York, Bash picked up the camera after an extensive career in collegiate basketball. Mastering the cinematic arts came as a second-nature to the burgeoning professional. Along with a keen eye for photography, he also carries a strong musical aptitude, which has contributed to his career potential. When he is not behind the camera, he spends his time writing his dissertation on the art of hustling.
